• agenticbullshittery.com/parallel Parallel Quest Does turn high-school parallel lines into a scrolling 16-bit adventure: transversals, the eight angles, the converse theorems, slope and Euclid’s fifth postulate, nine worlds, a chiptune soundtrack and a six-riddle boss fight. Doesn’t do your geometry homework. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/europa Under the Ice Does take you from 20,000 km out down through Europa’s ice to the floor of its hidden ocean, on a real map of the moon and 29 real photographs, then draws a few guesses at what could live there. Doesn’t know yet. Neither does anyone. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/3dsdoctor 3DS XL Board Doctor Does walk a dead New 3DS XL’s motherboard with a multimeter, 42 steps from the battery to the shorted capacitor, with probe points and expected readings on real photographs of the board. Doesn’t hold the probes steady for you. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/3ds 3DS XL Brain Transplant Does walk you through moving the processor and memory chip from a dead New 3DS XL onto a working board, 46 steps, each one shown on a real photograph or an animation you scrub by scrolling. Doesn’t lend you a hot-air station. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/symmetry Down the Middle Does fold a moth, turn a jellyfish and spin a sponge to show what two matching halves means, then 29 real photographs on why nearly every animal is built that way. Doesn’t put a mirror on your face. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/thermometer The Whole Thermometer Does climb one thermometer from the coldest thing ever made to the hottest temperature that means anything, 43 rungs, through real photographs of real things at each temperature. Doesn’t reach absolute zero. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/powersoften Ten Times Closer Does zoom from the back of a hand to a single proton, sixteen powers of ten, through real photographs drawn at their true size. Doesn’t photograph a quark. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/deeptime Deep Time Does take you down a wall of real rock photographs, 4,567 million years back, at one screen for every 100 million years. Doesn’t skip the boring billion. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/spectrum The Rest of the Rainbow Does tune along the whole electromagnetic spectrum, radio to gamma rays, and redraw the Milky Way at every wavelength on the way. Doesn’t give you X-ray vision. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/body Layers of the Body Does turn nine clear film sheets of one standing figure, skin to back wall, and mark what commonly goes wrong at each layer. Doesn’t replace your doctor. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/rainforest Canopy to Soil Does take you down a cut-paper rainforest from the treetops into the soil, lit by the light that reaches each height. Doesn’t need insect repellent. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/blackhole Into a Black Hole Does drop you feet first into a black hole, every frame worked out by following light along its bent paths. Doesn’t let you back out. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/mri How an MRI Makes a Picture Does cut an MRI scanner open layer by layer, switch it on, and compute every head picture the way a scanner does. Doesn’t pull the keys out of your pocket. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/cells Two Kinds of Cell Does zoom from a cheek cell into a bacterium on it, under three microscopes that each show only what they can. Doesn’t need a lab coat. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/ice Down the Ice Core Does take you down 3,270 m of Antarctic ice and 800,000 years: one core, one red line, a chart at every stop. Doesn’t melt. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/atmosphere Atmosphere Ascent Does climb from a field in New Mexico to 10,000 km under a sky computed for your height, past a storm you choose. Doesn’t need a spacesuit. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/plants Plants That Eat Animals Does show five carnivorous plant traps in real photographs, then animate each catch as you scroll. Doesn’t bite. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/sun Inside the Sun Does fall from the solar wind to the Sun’s core, each layer drawn the way its telescope sees it. Doesn’t need sunscreen. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/venus Venus Descent Does drop you through the acid clouds of Venus the way the Soviet landers went. Doesn’t melt your phone. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/jupiter Jupiter Descent Does follow the only probe ever sent into Jupiter, then keep going to the core. Doesn’t find anywhere to land. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/ocean Ocean Descent Does sink from the sunlit surface to the bottom of the deepest trench, losing the light as the sea really does. Doesn’t get you wet. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/earth Inside the Earth Does take you from the edge of space to the centre of the Earth, one scroll at a time. Doesn’t require a shovel. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/orbit Satellite Tracker Does show where the ISS, Starlink and GPS satellites are right now. Doesn’t need a telescope. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/retire Retirement Calculator Does find the most you can spend each year for every retirement age, taxes included. Doesn’t try to sell you an annuity. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/cut Paint Cut Does cut a painted 3MF in two and keep the paint. Doesn’t need a hacksaw. Open →
• agenticbullshittery.com/simplify Paint Simplify Does shrink a painted 3MF to a tenth of the triangles and keep the paint. Doesn’t upload your model anywhere. Open →